You might be a Democrat if you hate Republicans.

You Might be a Democrat if you hate everything.

You might be a Democrat if you want America out of the war in Iraq but don’t have a strategy to get us out.

You might be a Democrat if you oppose Capital punishment and support abortion.

You might be a Democrat if you believe Bill Clinton left office with a budget surplus and Social Security fully funded. You’re definitely a Democrat if you believe there’s any actual cash in the Social Security Trust Fund.

You might be a Democrat it you believe George Bush is dumber than most Democrats.

You might be a Democrat if you think raising taxes improves the economy.

You might be a Democrat if you think raising the minimum wage improves anyone’s living standards.

You might be a Democrat if you think Nancy Pelosi is for the working person when most of her family’s holdings are non-union enterprises.

You might be a Democrat if you believe John Kerry was a war hero, and Bill Clinton didn’t inhale.

You might be a Democrat if you believe Michael Moore doesn’t own any Halliburton stock.

You might be a Democrat if you believe anything Harry Reid says.

You might be a Democrat if you believe congress is dong anything for the children.

You might be a Democrat if you think congress is doing anything for anyone except themselves.

You might be a Democrat if you think the media’s biased in favor of the right.

You might be a Democrat if you think Saddam Hussein didn’t have WMDs in his possession.

You might be a Democrat if you knew Saddam had WMDs and you’re willing to lie about it.

You might be a Democrat if you’re willing to lie about everything.

Democrats can’t be rednecks, they have neither the intelligence nor the integrity.

My apologies to Jeff Foxworthy for paraphrasing his routine. Some things are just too good not to steal.

We’re seeing Democrats going mad in their attempt to discredit President Bush. For all the good they are, we might just as well convert the Senate Office Buildings to Condominiums and settle all congressional issues on television. That seems to be where congress does most of their legislating these days.

Let’s hope the 2006 elections send a message, the voters want legislators in congress, not pitch men on television for liberal causes. We need men and women who will work for the American people and not their own self-interests. We need patriots not predators in congress.